d12 | Looks like | but | and it tastes like | with the sensation of | Once you eat it |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
breakfast food |
smoking ominously |
spicy and sweet |
Asphyxiation. |
you begin to smoke from your face holes |
2 |
roast leg of meat |
covered in venomous spines |
sand |
Foreboding Doom. |
your mouth glows a deep red |
3 |
pot of soup |
wailing loudly |
you bit your tongue |
Paranoia. |
your nails become bladed and metallic |
4 |
crusty bread |
trying to escape on little legs |
blood |
Depression. |
your stomach gets upset |
5 |
deep fried something |
breathing raggedly |
meat |
Ennui. |
you feel boundless energy |
6 |
fixings for a sandwich |
repeating the same phrase over and over |
lemon candy |
Mania. |
you feel exhausted |
7 |
pie |
glowing with a pale amber light |
charcoal and smoke |
Disappointment. |
your eyes become slitted like a serpent for 1 day |
8 |
cake |
hissing like a gas leak |
sheep's milk |
Rage. |
your skin ages 10 years (just your skin) |
9 |
fruit tart |
smells of death and decay |
cold steel |
Unrequited Love. |
the food comes right back up unchewed and undigested |
10 |
ice cream |
covered in demonic runes |
bitter tannins |
Jealousy. |
you're still hungry |
11 |
bonbons |
on fire |
whisky |
Avarice. |
you know you'll feel terrible later |
12 |
pudding |
made of metal |
what it's supposed to taste like |
Nothing. |
you feel very satisfied |
Fieri Foods (d12)
A random result will be collated from each column