1

A plastic ashtray from The Dewdrop Inn

2

A clipboard

3

A ballpoint pen with blue, black, red, or green ink

4

Spectacles

5

Small scissors

6

A mobile phone case

7

A bag of polyhedral dice

8

An old shoe

9

A volleyball with a face crudely painted on one side

10

A copy of Shadow of the Demon Lord

11

A portable CD player

12

1d3 shoelaces

13

An old photograph of the Olsen twins

14

A can of compressed air (at least 1 use left)

15

A magnet

16

A cassette of Slayer’s Reign in Blood

17

A light bulb

18

A 25-pound carton of cat litter

19

A hotel towel

20

A deck of cards missing the sixes

21

A box of tissue

22

A six-pack of Demonic Hobo beer

23

An old rag soaked in ether

24

An empty disposable lighter

25

A very small spring

26

A two-dollar bill

27

A bucket with a hole in the bottom

28

A little packet of silica

29

An O-ring

30

A roll of expired condoms

31

A bag of baby teeth

32

A membership card to a video store

33

A doctor’s note

34

A coffee mug

35

A nail file

36

1d6 + 1 keys on a ring

37

A bag of seriously old weed

38

A high school diploma

39

Funny sunglasses

40

A tube of hair gel

41

An old tire

42

A stack of 1d20 + 10 newspapers

43

A ball of 1d6 + 100 rubber bands

44

A bag of toy blocks

45

A headless doll

46

A guitar with one string

47

A convention badge with lanyard

48

A playbill from The Producers

49

A small ceramic cat

50

A bottle of black nail polish

51

A small potted plant

52

A bucket of smooth stones

53

A mailbox, possibly still on its post

54

A pad of sticky notes

55

A commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint

56

A mop handle

57

A plastic fish that sometimes plays distorted music

58

A bloodstained stuffed animal

59

A small grill named George Foreman

60

A small plastic ball attached to a plastic cord

61

An action figure missing a leg or arm

62

Ticket stubs to any Michael Bay movie

63

A hanging chad

64

A rubber mask of a clown, dead president, or monster

65

A weeping, snotty child

66

A bag of moldy bread

67

A holy book

68

Half a roll of thermal paper

69

A self-help book written by Tony Robbins

70

A box of grits or 2 cans of white hominy

71

A handful of random coins

72

A musical jewelry box missing its ballet dancer

73

A print-out of a “Dear John or Jane” email

74

A diploma from Trump University

75

A garbage bag filled with shredded paper and a piece of chewed gum

76

A dongle

77

An almost-empty can of textured spray paint

78

An instruction manual to a bread machine

79

A Little House on the Prairie lunchbox

80

An offensive flag

81

A tripod with a missing leg

82

A 6-pack of Zima or White Claw

83

1d6 tokens for a car wash or a Chuck E. Cheese

84

A broom without a handle

85

A torn poster showing a kitten hanging from a branch under which is written, “Hang in there!”

86

A bottle of dried-up glue

87

An envelope containing a letter asking for your pledge for some rip-off cause

88

A rusty razor blade

89

A stack of porno magazines

90

A DIVX machine

91

A mustache brush and stick of mustache wax

92

A plane ticket to anywhere but here

93

1d3 power converters that don’t really do anything

94

A universal remote control

95

A collection of every Adam Sandler movie made in the ‘90s on VHS

96

A crumpled-up invitation to a high school reunion

97

A bloodstained scrap of paper on which has been written, “I’m sorry”

98

A cellphone without charger

99

A black duffel bag holding an assortment of sex toys

100

A spiked leather collar, fits you nicely

101

A glass coffee carafe someone used as a pisspot

102

An intact copy of MonopolyTM (or TomorrowTM)

103

A bag of plastic toys made to look like food

104

Fake vomit or poo

105

Glitter

106

A marriage license

107

A bar napkin on which has been written a phone number

108

A full, unopened jar of mayonnaise

109

A blue, yellow, green, or purple rubber bracelet asking “WWJD”

110

A string of broken Christmas lights

111

A manikin arm

112

One sad Twinkie (still wrapped)

113

A toy gun

114

A nasal irrigation system

115

A black oval car magnet that says, “Jesus Is Lord”

116

Some holiday-themed garbage

117

A battery-powered massage wand

118

An Avon catalog

119

A bottle of Hai Karate aftershave

120

A sack filled with 3d6 cans of beets