Trinkets, Worthless, 11 (d100)

These trinket are garbage plain and simple. They would be termed vendor trash or junk loot in video games. They aren’t touched by stray magic or mystery as with regular trinkets, aren’t made from valuable materials and aren’t particularly useful even if they aren’t damaged.

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d100 Result

1

A cookie tin. Upon opening it, you discover that it’s full of sewing supplies.

2

A mildew ridden purse containing 15 copper pieces that have been battered, bent, chewed or otherwise mutilated.

3

A single, partially soiled piece of parchment with indiscreet scrawlings upon it.

4

A scrap of leather on which was penned a sonnet composed by a lacklustre poet.

5

A single note that says “I.O.U.” The handwriting is very sloppy.

6

A small wooden box that when first opened, is surprisingly full of spiders.

7

A wiry and crusty collection of what appears to be dried plant matter braided into many strands to simulate hair. It is perhaps the worst wig you’ve ever seen.

8

A tin ear with a hole through the middle. The back has three serrated pins, slightly wobbly, presumably meant to have connected it to a host’s skull.

9

A perfectly rectangular orange.

10

A shortbow that was meant to ignite the arrows it fires. Unfortunately, the enchantment is so strong that it instantly disintegrates any arrow that is knocked and is completely unusable as a weapon.

11

A standard hinge and spring mousetrap with a desiccated mouse still caught inside.

12

A copper piece that has been bitten in half.

13

A fist size clump of hairy scalp wrapped in barbed wire dangling on a length of scarlet linen.

14

A waterskin half-filled with stale, brackish water.

15

A large side of spoiled meat wrapped in torn animal hide.

16

An opened stone bottle of strong, harsh alcohol.

17

A crudely fashioned hunting trap. It is made of gnarled wood and jagged iron hooks. It is too damaged to function properly but could be repaired and used to trap beasts, such as boar or deer.

18

A broken hazel wood staff scorched by flame.

19

A tiny boat crafted from a mouse’s skull.

20

An aged cloth map detailed in a long dead language.

21

A cracked square mirror that reflects everything under a strange fuzzy layer. Creatures shown in the mirror seem to twitch or gain unnatural aspects.

22

A deer hide half way through the process of being tanned.

23

A set of damaged leather armor halfway through being mended.

24

A blanket made out of rat skins sewn together.

25

A wooden contraption that has drying plants pressed between two planks.

26

A half-eaten rat wrapped in a scrap of dirty, gore stained cloth.

27

A tightly strung lyre with residue on the strings that makes it look as if it has been used to cut cheese. The instrument is wildly out of tune. Along with the instrument the PC finds a brick of strong smelling cheese and a half eaten jar of olives.

28

A sprung mousetrap with no cheese and no mouse.

29

A bag of hard butterscotch candies, melted together by humidity and time.

30

A crusty used handkerchief. No monogram.

31

A few scraps of fine fabric, too small to make anything with.

32

A pair of eyeglasses, badly scratched.

33

A ticket stub to a play that was popular years and years ago but fell quickly out of fashion after the playwright was accused of plagiarism.

34

A ball of several feet of bundled up yarn, so badly knotted it might take hours to untangle the mess.

35

An earthenware jar containing a few common seashells.

36

A rock with eyes and a mouth painted on with the unskilled hand of a small child.

37

A small wooden box of stale tobacco leaf.

38

A rusty steel and smoked glass syringe.

39

A portrait of a plain, unremarkable woman. It looks old enough that the lady is likely long dead.

40

A small container labelled ‘Dr. Brown’s World Renown Elbow Grease’. It is nearly empty and smells foul.

41

A to-do list written in Infernal.

42

A dull letter opener, the handle has a griffon at the end with an illegible inscription, worn smooth with time.

43

A tankard with the handle broken off; the bottom also looks to be dented, as if dashed against something heavy.

44

A specimen jar of hardened gelatinous cube gel, so dry that it’s become powdery and useless.

45

A ratty leather wallet containing a thick wad of paper currency belonging to a now defunct nation, rendering them worthless.

46

A broken and rusted dagger with a brass hilt in the shape of an octopus.

47

A defaced stone bust of a fallen ruler.

48

A rude cartoon of the adventuring party, all of them mercilessly caricatured.

49

A small, crude, clay pot that looks like it was made by an apprentice potter on their very first day.

50

An old pair of wool socks that have multiple patches sewn into their frayed and fragile hems.

51

A common copper piece, both sides depicting a fat-jowled merchant. One face smiles cajolingly and the other sneers scornfully.

52

A heavy, black leather sack with a brown leather thong threaded through a series of small slits near its opening to serve as a drawstring. It contains a carefully wound ball of waxed twine, a three‐barb steel fishing hook with its points embedded in tiny cylinders of cork, and the remains of a broken lantern.

53

A matched pair of eyeball sized, square‐cut, dark green stones with bright red flecks. They appear opaque at first, but admit a faint glow through the edges when held to the light. Knowledgeable PC’s can identify the minerals as bloodstone.

54

A worn, weathered woollen belt pouch, originally dyed grey‐blue, holds bent copper coins in its roomy main compartment and a soiled handkerchief in each of two small exterior pockets. A belt, torn raggedly with the buckle‐end missing, is still threaded through the pouch’s loops.

55

A clay jar filled with “Stinking Orc’s Foot” cheese.

56

An old and rusty axe head.

57

A child-sized short bow with a broken string.

58

The broken tip off a dwarf-crafted spear.

59

A terribly preserved sheep’s bladder which can be used as a container in an emergency.

60

A battered leather case containing a well-worn deck of cards, most of which are stained with wine.

61

A petrified cocoon of an unknown insect.

62

A single, partially soiled piece of parchment with indiscrete scrawlings upon it.

63

A glass jar large enough to hold a live chicken that instead contains only a greenish pickling solution and two dozen hard boiled eggs of indeterminate species.

64

A collection of leather scraps fashioned together into a vaguely humanoid doll.

65

A cloudy, dirty mirror that one can barely see their own reflection in it

66

A crudely stitched scarf made from ferret pelts.

67

A half-finished spell scroll stained with long-dried blood.

68

A mummified toad which, when squeezed, emits a large puff of foul-smelling black smoke from its mouth.

69

A cracked glass eye with some questionable stains on it.

70

A scrap of paper or parchment with an unintelligible note scribbled on it.

71

A dog sized carcass of an unknown beast that has been recently mutilated by something.

72

A roughly sewn doll of a cat with button eyes.

73

A fragment of slate with a fossilized fern.

74

A crude arrowhead fashioned from quartzite.

75

A set of colorful ceramic beads on a length of twine.

76

A petrified corpse of a minnow, hooked on a length of wire.

77

A small box, encrusted with dead barnacles and severely water damaged.

78

The scorched remains of a once-beautiful bouquet of flowers.

79

An old shortsword, long since dulled. A chalky black substance coats it, in place of rust.

80

A rusty cutlass with half the blade snapped off.

81

A piece of wood that sinks like a stone.

82

A twisted handle from a broken dagger. It has black stains.

83

A stringless lute with puncture marks.

84

A jar of mismatched cooking utensils. One has bloodstains.

85

A rusted iron torch bracelet.

86

A piece of sun-bleached driftwood.

87

An old and rusty axe head.

88

A small pouch full of burnt up expended spell components.

89

A set of four bone dice, so worn that one can barely make out the symbols.

90

A desiccated squirrel

91

A small cart of humble design, composed of old wood and rusted nails that struggle to hold the vessel together. The two wheels in the back are misshapen, and the mounting bars at the front are scuffed and worn from repeated use. A second look reveals numerous patches and fixes implemented by an experienced workman in the past.

92

An old half eaten book with a title on the spine that read “Biology of the common book worm and its dietar…” (The rest is missing).

93

A large mason jar of pickled monstrosity viscera.

94

A rusted pot filled with mummified deer hooves and pieces of antler.

95

A flour-sack dolly with yellow yarn hair. It’s missing one of its button eyes.

96

A thin wooden case, containing several broken pieces of charcoal, chalk, and a ruler.

97

A stained piece of parchment with a handwritten recipe for macarons.

98

A wide-toothed comb made of carved bone. One of the teeth is chipped.

99

A handmade plush elephant, made of mismatched scraps of blue fabrics. Its eyes are two black buttons, with stitched-on eyebrows set in a perpetually sad expression.

100

An old leather bridle harness and reins, cracked and worn but for the mirror-polished brass hardware, which always feels sun-hot to touch. The reins are creased and dyed brown with old blood in places, stained green with grass in others.